The Story

Welcome to the Dungeon Circuit, Contestant!

What happens in a high fantasy world that’s gotten drunk on its own idioms? Well, an awful lot of strangeness.

The Game

Welcome to the Dungeon Circuit, Player!

The Dungeon Circuit is a game setting and a series of events that have been run at Con of the North every year since 2010.

Characters

You’ll find yourself amongst good (if not strange) company with such party members as:

• Crouté Chapelure, the Unbread Constable
• Giardo Pumpkinfarmer, the Evil Cultist Totally Reformed Cleric
• Jorli Satch-Anvilsson, the Heavy Mithril Bard
• W.A.N.D.: the Sentient Magic item
• Viklos, the Barbarian and Cat Fancier

Items

Sketchy magical items are the cornerstone of any adventure getting more… interesting.

• Potion Deux (now with “Plustoo”)
• Adventure Wax
• The Bag of [H/Sc/F/K][a/e/i/o/u][l/r][d/t/n]ing
• Scroll of Damage Scapegoat
• The Heat-Seeking Fireball
• Summon Halitosis Elemental
• Bag of Dispensing: Lettuce-flavored Icecubes Edition

Rooms

Every dungeon needs a few good rooms, and some bad ones. Here are a few:

• Chests and Pipes: How many do you dare open?
• The Summit of Caprola Sleech: Something lurks below the mud, can you give it what it wants?
• The Demonic Automat: Need to replenish your gear? Just vend it!
• The Obviously Trapped Room: Well, obviously…
• The Cave of the Word Wizard: A creepy old sorcerer makes you spell extremely easy words to progress.
• The Gazebo of Elsewhere: Everyone knows gazebos are eldritch beasts, this one being no exception.